Friday, May 6, 2011

6 Pop Artists Who Should Be Replaced By Nerdcore Music Artists

By Paul Nyhart


Here's a question: will you pass up hearing the likes of Jeremih or Katy Perry should they were no longer on the radio? In the event you replied yes, you are either a) a 15 year old girl or B) somebody who wears sunglasses indoors. Should you emphatically replied no, you're probably one of the countless silent Americans who don't really know the best place to turn with regards to discovering music that truly has a message as well as speaks to issues close to them (have you kissed a girl and did you like it?)

Pop Musicians are really a dime a dozen and for the most part will be cranking out songs such as factories crank out car parts or fast food restaurants crank out hamburgers. Wouldn't it be great to provide ourselves some variety, specifically something that spoke to the lifestyle of gamers? Nerdcore doesn't pretend to be pop music, as well as that's why it had success amongst individuals who are searching for something diverse. It's music that is unique, has a message, and a ton of unheard of music artists who happen to be talented yet not known. I do believe it's time we gave Nerdcore some more "air-time."

Listed below are 6 Pop Musicians that must be replaced by Nerdcore Music artists:

Nerdcore Artist: Dual Core

Replacing: New Boyz

While turning the "S" in boys to "Z" teeters dangerously close to 1337sp34K, this group of youngsters not lawfully old enough to purchase Goldschlager, would be missed by merely a handful of men and women, probably beginning with Ray J as well as concluding with the artist's parents. Their number one tune on iTunes says volumes about how excellent of a contribution the band has made to music:

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

Met met a group of girls in a Escalade

They came with you and left with me

It's believed the lines were inspired by a combination of John Lennon's music and a dream Ozzy Osbourne once had. Nerdcore rise-up...

Nerdcore Artist: Optimus Rhyme

Replacing: P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Daddy Puff/The guy from those perfume advertisements

P Diddy is pretty the anomaly. The Puff Daddy and the Family lp continues to be among my favorites even now, as well as the epic Mo' Money single with Mase (when was the last time you heard that man's name?) is still among the most remarkable music videos of the 1990's.

P Diddy is a brand, a commodity...he's just been intelligent enough to control his brand and ensure he was the man pulling the strings. His music has grown into more of an advertising tool, and he is more replaceable compared to any music performer not named Rebecca Black, albeit a bit less creative (at least she has her own original songs).

Nerdcore Artist: MC Chris

Replacing: Nicki Minaj

In the most befuddling mystery ever since the Egyptian pyramids, Nicki Minaj is one of the most successful music artists of all-time. That's primarily based off the simple fact that she's the sole artist to have 7 records in the Billboard Top 100 simultaneously. Look at yet another fact, though...all but one of those were cameos to songs by Ludacris, Wayne, Trey Songz, Usher, Sean Kingston, and Jay Sean.

Can she survive on her own? Most likely. Must we have to consistently keep listening to find out. Here's wishing we don't have to...

Nerdcore Artist: YT Cracker

Replacing: Jeremih

I bet you imagined I was gonna propose replacing "Eminem" didn't you? Yet that will have been, well, ridiculous. Eminem speaks his mind as well as doesn't really care just what other individuals think...you'd have to believe that his massive success is tied directly to fan demand to have genuine artists...but the executives making the decisions must feel otherwise.

But, I digress, we're replacing Jerimih, the man who likes birthday sex and wants you down on him. He's incredibly popular, drives fancy vehicles and is a star. Hey, I'm sold...the question is, just how many more singles would it take to know that Jermih is a filthy rich superstar, until we stop caring?

I thought I told you Imma star

You see the ice, you see the cars

Flashy lights, everywhere we are,

Live tonight, like there's no tomorrow

Painfully enough, we're still finding out.

Nerdcore Artist: Beefy

Replacing: T-Pain

I always remember T-Pain's debut single "I'm Sprung." A track dedicated to his wife, which in fact provided some unique understanding into the contradicting dynamics of (dare I say it) love.

Yet now, T-Pain is known as that dude from the I'm on a Boat music video who evidently really likes money (like everyone else) and all he does is win, win, win...no matter what (like Charlie Sheen). He'd be very easy to replace - lose the autotune and make him put five grand in a bottle everytime he says the word money in a song and he'd be making beats for Ke$ha this time in a few days.

Nerdcore Artist: MC Frontalot

Replacing: will.i.am

He is Will. Not Will Smith. The one dude from the Black Eyed Peas that really speaks. He's become one of the most notable producers/beat makers in the music industry. He's a God amongst girls working on their treadmills, searching for that extra boost to get them going (try this in case you genuinely wish to go big) yet to anyone searching for genuine songs, he' just another dude creating filler which rocks the hell out of a half-time show, yet doesn't do it for anyone searching for a jolt of motivation or something that they could connect with (that's what music is supposed to do, remember).

Stepped up in the party like my name was "that b***h".

All these haters mad because I'm so established.

They know I'm a beast, yeah I'm a f**king savage

Haters you can kill yourself.

And so let it be written, let it be told...

Yet do not take my word for it, take a look at the video playlist and inform me if you feel the world is ready for more Nerdcore.




About the Author:



No comments:

Post a Comment

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...